Me: "So what kind of SAT scores do I need to get in to this place?"
Advisor: "Oh! You don't even have to take the SATs."
Me: "Uh, then how do you know what academic level I'm at?"
Advisor: "Well, what were your TAKS (Texas Assessment of Knowledge and Skills) scores?"
Me: "I was commended on all four tests."
Advisor: "Oh, that's great! We can get you class credit for those!"
Me: "That's... nice. I'll get back to you on that..."